30 Heartwarming and Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Loved Ones

30 heartwarming & funny birthday wishes to brighten their day. Spread joy & love on their special day. Happy reading & happy birthday!

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1) (Funny) 29 again? Talk about recycling! Happy Birthday

2) May God grant you a day filled with happiness, a year filled with joy.

3) Today well-lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. You deserve a lifetime of beautiful tomorrows. Happy Birthday.

4) (Funny) Another birthday? Before you start feeling old and depressed, just keep this in mind: I have pantyhose older than you!

5) (Funny) Another birthday? Why it seems only yesterday you were a whole year younger! Happy Birthday.

6) (Funny) Another candle on your cake? That is no cause to pout. Be glad that you still have the strength to blow the things out.

7) (Funny) At birthday time, it’s good to remember our friends. Actually, it’s good to remember anything!

8) Because you’re you I’m celebrating today! Happy Birthday

9) Count not your years by adding the days but with joy count the friends you’ve made on the way. Wishing you a year of joy and friendship.

10) (Funny) Don’t do anything embarrassing on your birthday this year. You don’t have as much time to live it down as you used to.

11) (Funny) Don’t worry about those unsightly sagging varicose veins. Wear a mini skirt and tell people they’re net hose.

12) (Funny) Don’t worry sister, you’re not getting older just more like mom.

13) For your birthday, I wanted to get you the thing you need most but how do you gift-wrap a 25-hour day? Happy Birthday

14) Friends in the Lord are always close at heart. I’m so glad God brought us together as friends. Happy Birthday

15) Go ahead and have another birthday if you want to. But don’t expect me to keep up with you. Happy Birthday.

16) (Funny) Can you guess what I want to be when I grow up? As much fun as you! Happy Birthday.

17) (Funny) Happy Birthday. You’ve got a great life, you look wonderful, and your health is good. How could a measly present from me compete with that?

18) (Funny) Happy Birthday to someone who still looks good. In fact, almost lifelike.

19) (Funny) Happy Birthday! That piece of cake you’re about to eat is loaded with fat and sugar, laden with calories, and, could, theoretically, take years off your life span. If you don’t want it, can I have it?

20) Happy Birthday. May your birthday bring the best of everything!

21) May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday.

22) Your birthday is truly an event worth celebrating! Happy Birthday.

23) (Funny) You should really celebrate on your birthday. Take TWO naps today.

24) (Funny) You’re having a birthday! Well, I think I speak for everyone in the office when I say “hope this means snacks!”

25) (Funny) When a tree gets a year older, it makes a growth ring by adding another layer of tissue around its girth. Boy, does that sound familiar. Happy Birthday

26) Wishing you birthday memories to hold close to your heart! Have a Beautiful Day.

27) Wishing you the loveliest of birthdays.

28) (Funny) Wanted to send you something really nice for your birthday but the machine just kept taking my quarters. Happy Birthday.

29) Because you’re so special to me, I just wanted to send you a special gift to say Happy Birthday!

30) Happy Birthday to my favorite person, dearest friend, closest companion, and love of my life!

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